Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

I remember when the bus dropped me off and my friends would ask, "how long are you gonna stay at a motel?" GUJU CHE.

"Asked mom for Beats by Dre, gets beat by velan instead." GUJU CHE.

When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.

Dhokla is now the featured menu item of AAHOA. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

You know your husband is Gujju when, instead of saying, "make me a sandwich" he says, "make me a Subway." GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

When I don't do garba for a week, my stomach feels "garbar." GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

It took an extra 2 hours because we were not able to recognize our bags at the Ahmedabad airport since they were all plastered in saran wrap. GUJU CHE