Walking out of a party and not knowing which Toyota is yours. GUJU CHE.

That day I learned goats also call their grandmothers "baa." GUJU CHE.

Running an secret eyebrow parlor in the back of the convenience store. GUJU CHE.

Rooms being sold out when Pitbull said "meet me at the hotel - motel - Holiday Inn." GUJU CHE.

All my non-gujarati friends think they can speak gujarati just by adding "che" to the end of their sentences. GUJU CHE.

Dhokla is now the featured menu item of AAHOA. GUJU CHE.

My parents even bargain at Dollar Tree. GUJU CHE

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

We were driving through the mountains of North Carolina when my dad suddenly screamed, "ASSEVILLE". GUJU CHE

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.

You know your husband is Gujju when, instead of saying, "make me a sandwich" he says, "make me a Subway." GUJU CHE.