In a guju kitchen, none of the jars are what they say. GUJU CHE.

Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

I remember when the bus dropped me off and my friends would ask, "how long are you gonna stay at a motel?" GUJU CHE.

I bring my girlfriend over for the first time and dad asks, "are you vegetarian or do you eat pish?" GUJU CHE.

"Asked mom for Beats by Dre, gets beat by velan instead." GUJU CHE.

My parents even bargain at Dollar Tree. GUJU CHE

"Yo, Payal, we go together like fafda and jalebi" - smh at Guju guys. GUJU CHE.

Even if people are having a bad day, why is it that when someone asks "kem cho," they always reply "magama che." GUJU CHE.

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

When my family goes traveling, my parents always open the areas phonebook and judge the place by how many Patels there are and not by how amazing the views are. What is life... "GUJU CHE"