Since there's no Gujarati restaurant in town, mom goes to India Palace and asks them to add sugar in everything. GUJU CHE

Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

That day I learned goats also call their grandmothers "baa." GUJU CHE.

Like this post if you remember your first jalebi experience. GUJU CHE.

Being bailed out of jail for stealing the sauce packets from Taco Bell. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

Our food names (fafda, thepla, dhokla, etc...) cause more concern to the Japanese than our bombs did. GUJU CHE.

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

The minute I told people I was going to Gujarat, I somehow became their personal mailman. GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

Remembering a mata bhajan only during Navratri so my mom will let me do Garba. GUJU CHE