I bring my girlfriend over for the first time and dad asks, "are you vegetarian or do you eat pish?" GUJU CHE.

Rooms being sold out when Pitbull said "meet me at the hotel - motel - Holiday Inn." GUJU CHE.

When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.

"Yo, Payal, we go together like fafda and jalebi" - smh at Guju guys. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

We were driving through the mountains of North Carolina when my dad suddenly screamed, "ASSEVILLE". GUJU CHE

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

Even if people are having a bad day, why is it that when someone asks "kem cho," they always reply "magama che." GUJU CHE.

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

When I don't do garba for a week, my stomach feels "garbar." GUJU CHE

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE