Pros of being Gujarati - rarely having to go to the courthouse to change our last name when we get married. GUJU CHE.

Running an secret eyebrow parlor in the back of the convenience store. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

You know ur a guju when u tell ur girlfriend not to make u a sandwich,make some Chai!!! GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

Remembering a mata bhajan only during Navratri so my mom will let me do Garba. GUJU CHE

I'm so used to ordering as a vegetarian that when I got a veggie burger the other day, I asked for no meat. GUJU CHE