In a guju kitchen, none of the jars are what they say. GUJU CHE.

When the local Patel Brothers opened up, all my friends asked if that was the family's new store. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

We were driving through the mountains of North Carolina when my dad suddenly screamed, "ASSEVILLE". GUJU CHE

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.

You know your husband is Gujju when, instead of saying, "make me a sandwich" he says, "make me a Subway." GUJU CHE.

Even if people are having a bad day, why is it that when someone asks "kem cho," they always reply "magama che." GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE