Told my mom we were out of shampoo. She took the bottle and filled it with water so we get our money's worth. GUJU CHE.

That moment when you're doing garba and one person leaves, messing up the circle. GUJU CHE.

Rooms being sold out when Pitbull said "meet me at the hotel - motel - Holiday Inn." GUJU CHE.

Being bailed out of jail for stealing the sauce packets from Taco Bell. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

They should change the name of the Stanford School of Hotel Management to the Shah School of Hotel Management. GUJU CHE.

We were driving through the mountains of North Carolina when my dad suddenly screamed, "ASSEVILLE". GUJU CHE

If you get hit on by Guju guys, raise your glasses; if not, raise your hotel rating. GUJU CHE.

Even if people are having a bad day, why is it that when someone asks "kem cho," they always reply "magama che." GUJU CHE.

When an auntie came home the other day, the first thing she said to me was "Beta.... you are looking like your DEAAD" Gotta love those accents! "GUJU CHE"

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

When I don't do garba for a week, my stomach feels "garbar." GUJU CHE