Since there's no Gujarati restaurant in town, mom goes to India Palace and asks them to add sugar in everything. GUJU CHE

Being bailed out of jail for stealing the sauce packets from Taco Bell. GUJU CHE.

even the Costco-sized sugar box isn't enough for the gujju cooking. GUJU CHE.

I like my guys how I like my Hershey's bar: brown, rich, and with the right kind of nuts. GUJU CHE.

That day you learn there are other Indians that are non-gujus. What kind of food do they eat?! GUJU CHE.

Went to a pooja and all the aunties were making puris. They wanted to do garba but didn't have dandiya, so they started using their velans instead. GUJU CHE.

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.

When my family goes traveling, my parents always open the areas phonebook and judge the place by how many Patels there are and not by how amazing the views are. What is life... "GUJU CHE"

When I don't do garba for a week, my stomach feels "garbar." GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

It took an extra 2 hours because we were not able to recognize our bags at the Ahmedabad airport since they were all plastered in saran wrap. GUJU CHE

When I finished tying the rakhi on my brother today, he asked me for some dhokla instead of mithai. What have you been teaching our bhais Daily Dhokla!! "GUJU CHE"