Welcome to The Daily Dhokla

User-submitted Gujarati jokes. New ones posted daily, fresher than dhokla. GUJU CHE.

I'm so used to ordering as a vegetarian that when I got a veggie burger the other day, I asked for no meat. GUJU CHE

When I finished tying the rakhi on my brother today, he asked me for some dhokla instead of mithai. What have you been teaching our bhais Daily Dhokla!! "GUJU CHE"

Remembering a mata bhajan only during Navratri so my mom will let me do Garba. GUJU CHE

It took an extra 2 hours because we were not able to recognize our bags at the Ahmedabad airport since they were all plastered in saran wrap. GUJU CHE

How do you make a rose go to the moon? Gulab ja moon GUJU CHE

The minute I told people I was going to Gujarat, I somehow became their personal mailman. GUJU CHE

My parents contemplated going on a free vacation they won, just because they were concerned about vegetarian food options. GUJU CHE

When I don't do garba for a week, my stomach feels "garbar." GUJU CHE

When my family goes traveling, my parents always open the areas phonebook and judge the place by how many Patels there are and not by how amazing the views are. What is life... "GUJU CHE"

Getting tired in PE class but on the flip side do Garba for several hours non-stop! GUJU CHE

I'll never forget when Gita aunty bought a Sams club membership and the entire neighborhood started lining up at the door asking for her card. (including my mom) GUJU CHE

no gujju party or wedding is complete without a session of garba, JSK & JSN.